Miner Ultra Adventures

This one i'll start with this lyrics "Hello darkness my oldest friend..."

Ok...

Where we should start?
1 dolar game?

The game is made by a brazilian, named Dennis (blender master), he lives in Mina Gerais (yes, this means Miner = Mineirinho = people who born in Minas Gerais)... He use this game to promote his friend restaurant Dom Zelittus.

Dennis is the worst and the lazziest game developer ever...

You click "jogar" and the game freezes...
After 10 seconds the game starts.

So lets check him creativity level...

Character...
the main character remember the models from Jimmy Neutron (nickelodeon) cartoon, or the

What say about this? it's like a Kung Law (Mortal Kombat) with his hat attacks.

The monsters...

This one remember alots the Suezo (from Monster Rancher)

Controllers
Slippery boots
Delayed moves
Double jumps (sometimes not work)

When you collect objects were you can use there is a "colision"

Attack (with Z)

Some times your weapon (the hat) get stucked in scenario

But you can recovery the hat jumping (with X)

With this controllers quality Darksouls is easier to play.

And NEVER press "Esc" to try open a menu because this will kill the game application

Sounds:
Hamburguer "Burp" is the Barney (The Simpson) sound.
"Ai ai ai ai ai" imagine a mexican saying this.

Stage Panel:

Maybe Donkey Kong Country?

Fase 1 means Stage 1.
There is a door with a door image (tadum tss), really no joke...

The background music is a MIDI file music from Gilligan's Island (click in the thumb to youtube video)

Fase 2 - Super Escorrega
Well here you need made a "downhill" because if you jump to other platform (like the rainbow course Super Mario Kart 64) you will die in middle of the air

Fase 3 - Piramide de Fogo
Need blow the illuminati beam shooter with the rocket launcher located in the top of other montain

Fase 4
Climb "Jack and the Beanstalk"

Fase 5
Boss Battle needs press the bottons to shoot in the boss and in the end...

 this means: "you did it!!! now everybody can eat in the best restaurant in the world"